“So what I really want you to do is pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot. Just come and vote. It’s so important.”
Donald “two dolls” Trump

OK MAGA, while you’re pretending that Donny is on the ballot, you can also pretend that:

We’re not in another endless Middle East war started by Trump.

American service members were not killed in a totally unnecessary war of choice.

Iran is not winning a war against the US.

Gas prices are not high due to Trump’s stupidity.

Tens of millions of Americans didn’t lose their health insurance due to Republicans.

Americans can afford food.

Americans can afford housing.

It’s better that we love North Korea and hate South Korea.

We didn’t chase away loyal allies.

Tariffs don’t cause inflation.

The market is strong.

Unicorns are real.

Isn’t it so nice to live in a pretend world created by a pretend president who has a pretend functioning brain. You know, MAGA world!!