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No you're not
Right. You got me. I’m a part of the Space Laser Conspiracy. If you know, you know.
I was born 90 years ago in a county where the court house burned down in 1955.
I KNEW IT!
I knew one of you would eventually whip out the old ramsfanray “but what about the Civil War veteran who was born in a log cabin in 1861 and whose only birth record was written on a cigar wrapper!?!”
Matter of time.
It was lame when he did it, and it’s lame now. And I would say that your 90 year old has gone over 70 years without buying cold medicine, flying, or doing anything else on the list.