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Just because our oil is sitting underneath Venezuela, this does not give Venezuela the right to claim it as its own.
The United States has been patient long enough!
For MONTHS, Venezuela has been sending provocative fishing boats into the Caribbean, forcing us to deploy the USS Gerald Ford Task Force into the area to defend our vulnerable Arleigh Burke destroyers that were heroically defending our homeland from drug smugglers in the Caribbean.
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Dear Donald,
Above, please find a first draft of the news release you asked me to draw up, outlining our rationale for invasion.
I do believe you can proof the copy and get it out in time for Pete to give the go-ahead before the commies are able to pass that bill about the Epstein Files.
I spoke with Pam and Kash. They’re good to go on the martial law declaration as soon as the Tomahawks hit Caracas.
Yours forever, Mein Führer!
Steve Miller
