"Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles"

"Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles.
Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists
with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000."

"Interestingly, while the poll demonstrated that Trump’s support has softened among rapists more broadly, his approval rating remains safely above water among the demographic of ephebophiles—those who,
like Trump himself, are sexually attracted to teenagers.
At press time, Democratic strategists were reportedly looking for new ways to appeal to the essential pedophile voting bloc to avoid a disastrous midterm election."

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