...and makes kissy-face with Iran.

Probably coincidental that the new Syrian president pitched a Trump Tower Damascus.

And isn't it amazing what a $400 million bribe and the willingness to allow some Trump hotels to be built in the region will do with a corrupt president in the White House. Plus, the Saudis rolled out an honor guard, a team of Arabian horses and a crowd of royals to play him like a fiddle.

"Oh, what I do for the crown prince," Trump said. "He's an incredible man. Known him a long time now. There's nobody like him. Thank you very much. Appreciate it, my friend."

Especially that $2 billion. Cha-ching.

And so what if he bone saws his enemies and violates human rights?

CEOs from Uber, Amazon, Black Rock, and SpaceX and executives from Citigroup, Google, Northrup Grumman, Coca-Cola, and Boeing were in line for the moolah, too.

Those pockets aren't gonna' line themselves, fellas.