So they have a cute front page mocking President Elect Trump - this as their Chancellor and other Mooch European Leaders race to smooch the McDonald's fed orange butt....

HEY Germany - our newspapers didn't mock the winner of your election, wanna know why?

We don't give a shit who won.

Ditto elections from France to Spain to Luxembourg. We don't give a shit.

Nobody in the world gives a shit.

Yet, they intently watch the American election why?

Because the Big Dog runs things in this part of the galaxy. Even with our troubles, the Big Dog is in charge and if the Big Dog has a certain policy stance, or a a technological advance, or if the Big Dog merely takes a piss..... You People in the so-called "International community" have no choice but to take notice.

So stick your front page in your World-War creating-colonizing-genociding-scared of Putin-still racist-bum bums.