Banksy: Yes, as Trump starves children, he's busy posting about how he just renovated the Lincoln bathroom in gold and marble!

Press secretary Karoline Leavitt said she "was horrified" that a "toilet like that existed inside the White House" and Trumpedo complained that the 1940s renovation "was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era" and, well, sure, no doubt Abraham Lincoln spent many relaxing moments producing Lincoln logs beneath a crystal chandelier surrounded by marble and gold.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that was the exact same bathroom the family had in the one-room log cabin where Lincoln lived as a boy on Sinking Spring Farm.

What a frickin' doofus.

BTW, marble is a horrible choice of material for either a functioning kitchen -- one that's actually in use rather than simply for show -- or a bathroom. The marble needs to be sealed and resealed, and any water on the marble has to be wiped up right away or the iron in the water discolors and dulls the marble. It's really a bitch to keep looking decent.