Maybe we'll pay off our thirty-five trillion. Hand 'em a little crypto check, right?

But first you have to have the crypto, which is why schrewd Don wants to start a national repository. Makes sense. And given his amazing track record with business dealings, we should have him do all the trading, like he did with his casinos and university and steaks and airline and stuff.

But I digress. My real question is where are we going to keep this national repository? I know Nevada doesn’t want the Nuclear Waste site, maybe they’ll use the caves that were built to store all the crypto we’re going to have? Then we can keep making the caves bigger and bigger, so we can keep all that crypto that we’re never going to sell.

And then finally, when people discover that crypto doesn’t really exist we’ll have a fully built out place for the nuke stuff (which does actually exist), and Harry Reid won’t have a thing to say about it.