At every meeting, the rapist, felon president seeks admiration and praise North Korean style.... and gets it from the most incompetent, unqualified cabinet in American history.

WITKOFF: “There's only one thing I wish for: that that Noble {sic} committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since the Noble [sic] Peace, this Noble [sic] award was ever talked about to receive that reward.”

Wow, that's some peak bootlicking.

And yeah, he said Noble, not NoBEL, an easy mistake to make if you're as dumb as a box of hair.

Besides, Dear Leader has worsened human suffering throughout the world, stripping funding from USAID, encouraging genocide in Gaza, fostering domestic violence, and now making a mad dash toward fascism.

So, sure, he's clearly “the single finest candidate” for, umm, what was that again, the Noble [sic] Peace Prize since forever.

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In addition, Dear Leader is draping his face on banners hanging on buildings in DC like this is North Korea, at about $15,000 a pop.

Frankly, I'm a little surprised Witkoff didn't go full South Park, hand Mad King Donald a gold trinket, and proclaim: “And you definitely do not have a small penis...”