No. of Recommendations: 5
Apparently, there is no crime in DC.
So U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, I do not watch Fox but I’ve been told she has a permanent facial expression that looks like she has a mouthful of shit, just indicted former three-time U.S. Olympian David Hearn for felony destruction of property for cutting the new liner of the reflecting pool.
I assume the first witness will be Donny ‘Two Doll’ Trump who described the pool liner as, and I quote, “indestructible.”
Seriously, don’t these idiots have real criminals to go after?
Is there a betting app where I can place a large wager that this gets laughed out of court at the first hearing?
