Well us good, traditional, god-fearing, gun-loving, Texans never knew about the floods.

And our more precious - died.

Well you should've picked yourself up by the boot straps and prayed to Jesus more. Maybe next time he'll put the Archie comics down, and tell you about teh flood that he sent.

America First seems to be AmeriCANS last. Those of us who wanted America First - since the 90's - should be a tad annoyed.

But, Jesus made sure that any injuries took place now - because next year the 3,500,000 Texas Citizens who are in the Affordable Care Act - many of them might have lesser or no coverage.

I've wanted "America First" since the 90's when both parties were dismissive of it.

America First won big.

And now, they put AmeriCANS last.