Only if it's Musk, do we need to get all hyper.

A German rocket goes up and explodes.

Multiple Musk rockets go up and explode. As well as scatter toxic debris over sensitive natural habitat. Then he shuts down governmental agencies that could limit his ability to explode rockets and spread toxic crap over sensitive habitat… and then he awards himself a government contract for Starlink. It’s gotten to be a sick joke.

I’m sure he laughs all the way to the bank in his exploding Teslas with side panels that fall off because they aren’t glued with the right glue (cue Dope lecture about how I’m a dumb liberal who should keep his mouth shut about the chemical properties of glue)

But do tell us about that German rocket……

Also cue a Jedi rant about how it’s all our fault….

AND THEN CUE A FINAL RANT from both Jedi and Dope about how we’re all getting what we deserve because we’re all so mean.

There was a time when those on the right would give an even more final rant- the rant that accused us of playing “the victim card” (not to be confused with the ‘race card’)

But they don’t accuse us of playing ‘the victim card’ much anymore.

Probably because somewhere in the deep levels of their consciousness, they realize they are the “Victim Card Champs of the Universe”.

Don’t believe me?

Win an election and watch them scream they were robbed- just before they storm the Capitol….. and then spend the next several years trying to justify storming the Capitol……. Because they were robbed, you understand.

Robbed, I tell you!