I don't know about the rest of you,
but where I live, we are going to have 12 inches of snow.

For the NorthEast, that's a lot.
Haven't had 12 inches in a long time.

It must be Trump's fault.
He is the source of everything BAD in my life.
It must be Nazi Snow.

And clearly, the Snow is a direct result of Climate Change.
The RWNJs caused it.
Republicans failed to stop it due to their greed and selfishness.

Today, I will resist.

I will protest.

I will riot.

I will go outside and fight the good fight against
The Evil Snow Meister Nazi DRumppfff.

I will stay out there as long as it takes to
Scare the snow away.
I will yell at the snow with my bull horn.
I will throw rocks at it.

If the snow freezes my ass off, that will prove
It is Evil Trump Nazi MAGA Snow.

Its only goal is to hurt me
and to Destroy Democracy.

I didn't vote for this.

Remember January 6.

Remember George Floyd.

Remember Luanne Good or whatever her name was.