I know the country is divided, but I think this should unite all red-blooded Americans. We can’t let the commies win! What if a transgender quarterback has his/her/them/us/mine/yours tush pushed? Is this sexism? Where will it end! Congress should act on this immediately. Where is Doge when you need them?

SAVE THE PUSH-TUSH!!!!!!!

Polls show that 100% of gay Republicans support the tush-push.

OK, so eggs are the most expensive ever, consumer confidence is falling faster than Trump’s poll numbers, the stock market is shouting “timber!”, BitCoin is collapsing like one of Dope’s arguments with albaby, democracy is being destroyed, we’re heading for a depression, Doge is firing millions of workers, the Republicans want to add 14 trillion to the deficit, there’s a government shutdown looming, insurance costs are higher than Musk on ketamine, the economy is tipping more than Pete Hegseth at a Fox News Christmas party, insurance is climbing, the FBI is reduced to selling Girl Scout cookies, planes are crashing, there is a measles outbreak, and America is voting with North Korea. Who cares?

But let’s focus on the important stuff. Get your priorities in order.

SAVE THE PUSH-TUSH!!!!!!!!!

nbcsports.com - Nick sirianni calls to ban tush push unfair and a little insulting