No. of Recommendations: 5
Ah, cyclospora, aka “explosive diarrhea”.
Listen, I’ve known lots of people who were full of shit in my 7+ decades on this rock (comes with the territory). But the biggest person who’s full of the most shit, by far (I mean 2nd place ain’t even in the same time zone), is Donald Trump (not surprisingly, rhymes with ‘dump’).
Let’s hope Mr. Trump doesn’t come down with cyclospora, because if he does, he’s going to blowed up. He’s going to blowed up real good. Nearby farmers will be screaming “Get him to my place so he can fertilize the back 40!”
Man, talk about an ecological disaster.
There’s only one man to call to clean up that mountain of diarrhea; Winston Wolfe (no relation, but a very cool guy).
