President Kamala Harris, celebrating her victory thanking grateful progressive Dems who turned out in droves to make it possible.

Upon election, President Harris turns to Elizabeth Warren and declares "I'm making Jamie Dimon, head of JP MORGAN (yes--THAT Wall Street firm, Liz!)--the next Treasury Secretary! We need more Big Bank Wall Street influence in our administration, Liz, right?! And it gets better. I know how much you love big, massive powerful conglomerates: we're gonna make Jamie unload his JP Morgan stock and he's agreed to invest instead with a company that makes JP Morgan look like the corner grocery store--BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY!1 Ha ha ha I love it!!. C'mon over here Bernie Sanders--get this: we're gonna have Jamie put his money instead in a conglomerate approaching a TRILLION BUCKS in size and is big in heavily REGULATED industries like Utilities, railroads, Insurance --and is run by one of the richest guys in the world!! How cool is that, Bernie?!".

Yeah I can see this for sure.